Yesterday the Smoking Gun reported that Wyclef Jean is a no good bastard who is taking money from his own Help Haiti charity. Well today they must have egg on their face...if they are really sloppy eaters. Also Wyclef Jean is still a D-Nozzle.
"Haitian-born rapper Wyclef Jean spoke out Saturday in defense of his foundation after charity screening groups raised concerns about its accounting practices."
Okay. Here we go. Get ready for some REBUTTAL:
"It is impossible for me to even comprehend the recent attacks on my character and the integrity of my foundation," he said in a statement. "The fact that these attacks come as we are mobilized to meet the greatest human tragedy in the history of Haiti only serves to perplex me even further."
Right, why would anyone pick now, when EVERYONE is donating money to help Haiti, to start scrutinizing the practices of charities that are supposed to help Haiti? Could it be that people are worried that their money might not going to where the charities claim it is going, and instead might be going into the pockets of a has-been musician from the 90's?
People this is no time for squabbling! Just give your money to anyone who claims they are going to help, whether they are under investigation for shoddy business practices or not!
If you need me I'll be donating money to the Michael Bolton Victims of Male Pattern Baldness charity.
Update: Tiger Woods comes out of Sex Rehab to donate to Wyclef
Spousal Abuse
She dumped soda on his tacos, ran upstairs, he started doing the dishes. Then she came downstairs and stabbed him in the heart. Now the details on this are sketchy, and personally I've never been brought to such a rage over Tex-Mex, so we'll have to wait until her Lifetime Movie comes out.
Not Without My Taco: The Emma Jaime Story
The story of a woman driven to insanity by a man's refusal to admit his taco shell wasn't as soggy as hers. With fear in her heart and a pulse beating to the rythym of a song of freedom, she stabbed him in the chest while he did her dishes. Starring Doris Roberts as the taco.
Also she's a corrections officer which will make her real popular in prison...let's just say she'll probably have to eat lots of really bad tacos.
New York
Where the walk/don't walk signs are showing both pictures at the same time.
If only there were an easier way to tell if you could cross the street or not...for instance looking to see if there were cars coming. Naw.
This will inevitably lead to a lawsuit though
"Sir why did you walk out into the traffic without looking?"
"Duh sign der told me ta!!!"
Male Pattern Baldness:
Prince William is going bald!!!
Really considering all of the other hereditary defects swimming in his gene pool due to centuries of cousin lovin, it could be worse.
Also I mean his dad hooked up with Dianna who, if he had been anyone else but The Prince of England (or The Prince of Roofies), would have been way out his league, I don't think he needs to concerned about a little hair loss.
Gratuitous Spending
The leg of Iberico ham, which costs £1,800, went on sale at the food hall in the retailer's flagship store in Oxford Street, central London.
For most of us this kind of meat is unatainable. And even if we saved up enough money we probably wouldn't even eat it so much as just buy and look at it lovingly.
In my experience with buying old booze etc it's rarely worth the price you pay. 30 year old scotch sounds great, but honestly just tastes like dust and apple vomit.
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