A cat in Philadelphia was wrapped in duct-tape and left for dead. That's just cruel, I mean to do something like that to a cat AND leave it in Philadelphia (buh dooomsk!)? Certainly not the cruelest thing ever done to a cat in Philly though:
2. Hookers
A guy in Arizona went on craigslist looking for love, specifically the kind of love that can only be delivered for 45 dollars an hour by a woman named Lavender in a hotel with the same name. He went to the hotel where the young lady of the night was staying and while he and the 17 year old were haggling (literally over the price) her accomplice burst out of the bathroom and robbed him. Probably not what he wanted to happen, but it could be worse he could have woken up today with a bad case of the "OH JESUS OW MY PEE!!!!"s
From the comments section on the story:
Yes, Yoda must go by the name Sizzlechest now.
3. Endangered Species
An England Naturalist says that it's time to let Giant Pandas go extinct because it's just too damn hard and expensive to keep them alive. So it seems that Giant Panda's are now like the elderly coma patient of our world. We all know it will never happen, if the Dodo's had a CGI flick made about them those suckers would still be alive and feasting on our young.
4. The Economy
The Las Vegas CityCenter had openings for 12,000 jobs. So it seems like it would be easy to be hired there right? NOPE they got 160,000 applications. You wanna get off my back for not having a job yet?
5. Living in Australia
At around 28 seconds everything goes from Tang to Devil's Soul:
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